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The Hound
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posted July 25, 2003 04:29 AM

Does Your Dog Bite?
There was a Hound dog laying in the yard.
An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, Sir, but does your dog bite?", the tourist asked.
The old man replied, "Nope."
So the tourist stepped out of his car.
The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs.
As the dog was dragging him away the tourist was flailing around in the dust and yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man replied, "Ain't my dog." [Big Grin]

Anybody got a dog joke to share????
Post them, I know I'd love to see them! [Wink]

[ July 25, 2003, 04:31 AM: Message edited by: The Hound ]

Posts: 30 | From: Warwickshire, England | Registered: Jul 2003

Laila
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posted July 25, 2003 01:23 PM

I dont have a joke to share but that was a good joke.

If you were talking about "Is your dog nice to other dogs"and he attacked the mans dog then that would be my dogs story(he doesnt like other dogs)

Posts: 33 | From: Colorado Springs | Registered: Jul 2003

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