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Topic: THE 10 DOG LAWS
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ellierat
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posted February 05, 2004 09:14 PM
To any dog lovers out there, my son came across this a while back, I have it printed with a pic of my dog underneath, and hung up in my comp. room.
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be
.....yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing it up, all the pieces are
.....mine.
7. Even if it only looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. Anything put on the ground or floor is
.....mine.
10. If it's broken, it's YOURS!
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I love my labs.
Posts: 880 | From: australia | Registered: Feb 2004
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lou3
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posted February 06, 2004 06:25 AM
oooh that so sounds like my Millie, little scamp - except i think number ten should be more like -
If I broke it then its yours - if you broke it and want to fix it then its mine.
Posts: 461 | From: uk | Registered: Nov 2003
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lovelinus
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posted February 06, 2004 08:04 AM
I'd like to add #11, taken from an old Dave Barry column: Anything that falls on the floor will be immediately consumed, because even if it turns out not to be food, it can always be thrown up later.
Posts: 14 | From: Fond du Lac, WI | Registered: Jan 2004
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ellierat
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posted February 07, 2004 03:20 AM
Hi! Lou, Yes I thought the same, it's exactly like my sophie, except she will snatch and run even if it's not on the floor, many a time my kids have played keepings off with her round the kitchen table trying to retrieve one of my prized ornaments out of her mouth, we all crack up laughing. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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I love my labs.
Posts: 880 | From: australia | Registered: Feb 2004
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