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Topic: Dog Joke -How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
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DaxAriel's toy
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posted May 21, 2004 02:31 PM
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one!?! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!
Dachshund:
I can't even reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it! By the time he's finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry!
Rottweiler:
Go ahead. Make me!
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leese dah-ling, let the servants.......
Labrador:
Oh me, me, pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Irish Setter:
Huh?
Malamute:
Let the border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got his hangover....
Mastiff:
Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.
Basset Hound:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero taco bulb.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, it's right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Old English Sheepdog:
Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!
Cat:
Pets do not change light bulbs. People change light buls. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
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Posts: 748 | From: Edmonton AB Canada | Registered: Mar 2004
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dog freak
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posted May 22, 2004 06:35 PM
Hi,that was good!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gypsy
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posted May 27, 2004 06:32 AM
likes the jokes!!!
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Posts: 43 | From: New Jersey USA | Registered: Apr 2004
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Ken Nielsen
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posted May 27, 2004 11:10 AM
Neat.
We can add our own dogs too:
How many shelties does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two or more. One to change the light bulb and another (or others) to bark incessantly to tell the other one he's doing it all wrong.
How many Springer Spaniel's does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs? Is that what that popping sound was when I came bouncing through here? Here, at least let me clean up by eating the broken glass.
Posts: 94 | From: Portland, Oregon | Registered: Apr 2004
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