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posted June 18, 2004 09:14 PM
No Dogs Allowed.
A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way into the establishment.
The waiter said "Hey!, you can't bring a dog in here."
The man indignantly claimed "I'm blind! ... this is my Seeing Eye dog!"
"You're trying to tell me" said the waiter, "that this Chihuahua is a Seeing Eye dog?"
"What???!!", cried the man, "they gave me a Chihuahua?"
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SIGNS:
... at Vet's office: "Be Back in 5 Minutes. SIT!, STAY!"
.... on fence "Salesmen Welcome ... Dog food is expensive"
Posts: 748 | From: Edmonton AB Canada | Registered: Mar 2004
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DaxAriel's toy
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posted June 18, 2004 09:29 PM
one more... couldn't resist
Life Lessons Learned from a Dog:
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
Posts: 748 | From: Edmonton AB Canada | Registered: Mar 2004
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