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ms533
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posted February 26, 2004 10:52 AM

This is cute

10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. Blaming your far t s on me... not funny... not very funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A freak in ' DOG YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a
proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

[ February 26, 2004, 10:54 AM: Message edited by: ms533 ]

Posts: 48 | From: va | Registered: Dec 2003

BreeZy/sheltiepups
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posted February 26, 2004 12:32 PM

LOL

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Posts: 147 | From: PA | Registered: Oct 2003

carriecrowe
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posted February 26, 2004 05:07 PM

makes sense though. I know i tell my dogs to hush, but i get tired of listening to them bark because a leaf is blowing through the yard.

anyways, back on the subject......LOL

Posts: 118 | From: Batesville,Ar | Registered: Dec 2003

ellierat
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