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Old 11-06-2009, 12:52 PM
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Ten peeves dogs have about humans

1) blaming your F@RT$ on me.......not funny........not funny at all

2)yelling at me for barking. "i am a friggin dog!"

3)taking me for a walk,then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyways?

4)any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5)any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home

6)the sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain

7)taking me to the vet for the "big snip" then acting surprised when i freakout every time we go back!

8)getting upset when i sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but i haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.

9)dog sweaters.hello???? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10) how you act disgusted when i lick myself.look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:05 PM
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ROFL... nice!
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:15 PM
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Haha, funny!
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:00 PM
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LOL I loved that!
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:44 PM
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Yeah the 10 Pet Peeves are a favourite on Pro Dog
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:55 AM
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Well, I've never seen the "10 P Peeves" and I love it! Brought a smile to my face.
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