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    10 Reasons why dogs are better than WOMEN.

    10 Reasons why dogs are better than WOMEN.

    10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

    9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

    8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

    7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

    6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

    5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

    4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

    3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

    2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. 1. A dog does not shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eXile
    10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
    Its the other way around, its his mother that is annoying, LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eXile

    4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
    Ooh someone should tell that one to Becky - we are STILL working with her on this!
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    My dog gets mad when I pet another dog and I had a bf who had a very annoying dad who wnated to be in everything 'cause he swore he'd have sex when I never even wanted to, lol.
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    "My dog gets mad when I pet another dog and I had a bf who had a very annoying dad who wnated to be in everything 'cause he swore he'd have sex when I never even wanted to, lol."


    What?


    It sounds like you are saying that your boyfriend (or best friend)'s father was annoying because he wanted to be in everything and said he would have sex with you even when you didn't want to?

    So you get raped on a regular basis by your boyfriends father?

    That would be illegal, not annoying...

    Please clarify. This post just not make sense and is VERY disturbing.

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    This post is a joke that is from 2005!

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