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Thread: My wife she had a Quarter Horse... FUNNY Poem!

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    My wife she had a Quarter Horse... FUNNY Poem!

    My wife she has a Quarter Horse, with flaxen mane and tail.
    She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail.
    She calls him Dandy Darling, and if the truth I tell,
    That fancy pampered Quarter Horse has made my life pure H*LL!
    My wife she used to cook for me and serve it with champagne.
    But now she'd rather feed that horse and fix him special grain!
    She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night.
    And the last time that she kissed ME, was just to be polite!
    He dresses better than I do, with matching wraps and ties.
    My wardrobe's so neglected now, that I attract the flies!
    One day my wife was shopping, she was way down at the mall.
    And fancy, pampered DANDY was just a standing in his stall.
    He looked so smug and sassy, that I began to grin.
    I'd saddle that fat Suc*er up, and take him for a spin!!
    I've wondered since if the cues I gave, he may have misconstrued.
    Cause when I climbed aboard that horse, he rightly came UNGLUED!!!!
    He bucked and spun, and snorted fire, then threw me through a fence!
    I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth, that I ain't heard from since!
    My wife came home and saw me, just a lying in the dirt.
    She rushed up to her HORSE and asked him, "Sweetheart are you HURT?"
    He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet......
    She left me lying in the mud, and ran to call the VET!!!


    Bug-Bug is my dogs Name!
    And I am Pruod Of
    It!
    He is the Cutest!

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    Had to share this with you, It killed me lol!
    Bug-Bug is my dogs Name!
    And I am Pruod Of
    It!
    He is the Cutest!

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    ROFLMAO.

    Sooooooo trueeeee.



    One day my hubby rode my horse - ugh - I was not happy - and neither was she. He was riding of a "cowboy" friend of ours - he took one look at Ches's bridle and told ken that I had the bit too high so he lowered it.

    Well - needless to say - she took that bit right between her teeth and OFF she went.

    Hubby never took her for a trail ride again.

    A Lab and two Border Collies - can it get any better than this......

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    lol serves the men right hey they dont like their remote touched well dont touch the horse lol

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