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    Count the Cotons Senior Dog Moderator Moo's Avatar
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    The Indoor Dog

    Rules of the Indoor Dog:

    1) If you have to throw up, get into a chair, QUICKLY! If you can't
    manage that in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is

    available, any good rug will do.



    2) ALWAYS accompany guests to the bathroom. It's not necessary to do

    anything; just sit and stare.



    3) Do not allow closed doors in ANY room. To get a door opened, stand on

    our hing legs and hammer with your forepaws.



    4) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook.

    You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on,

    picked up, and consoled with food.



    5) Once a door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After you've

    ordered an outside door opened, stand halfway in and halfway ou and thing

    about several things. It's particularly important during very cold

    weather, rain, snow, and mosquito season.



    6) Begin people-training early. You'll then have a smooth-running

    household. Humans need to know the basic rules. They can be taught if you

    start early and are consistent.
    ♫ Come and knock on our door.... ♪

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    Couch Potato Senior Dog Member+Senior Dog Moderator Dax's Avatar
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    ROFLMAO- very funny. Must be a little dog thing though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moo
    Rules of the Indoor Dog:


    4) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook.

    You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on,

    picked up, and consoled with food.

    This sounds like Chloe! lol
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    haha thats hilarious but true...
    CALEB

    proud owner of a standard poodle mare and a lab/mix mare

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    Thanks for the chuckle, Moo. I think my old pug had a paw in writing that.

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    ahahahaha smehta1 be happy your dog sits beside you. Oscar lies down right infront of the stove, when i ask him to move he goes to the right of me. Half of the time im tripping over him:P
    I'm a superhero with no powers or motivation. - eXile

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    Kirby has this 'spot' in a corner of the kitchen, where he lies. Thing is that his spot is right in front of the corner where we keep pots and pans. To get to them, we have to push him, slide him over (he doesn't move a muscle), get the stuff, then slide him back, or he will be right in the way of everyone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eXile
    ahahahaha smehta1 be happy your dog sits beside you. Oscar lies down right infront of the stove, when i ask him to move he goes to the right of me. Half of the time im tripping over him:P
    Not beside ...Behind....just so that I can't see her...but sometimes I do feel her hot breath down my ankles
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    Senior Dog Member smehta1's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moo
    then slide him back, or he will be right in the way of everyone else.
    Haha...thats funny
    My goal in life is to be the person my dog thinks I am.
    Beagles rule!

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    Those are great!
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