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    Dog diary vs the Cat's

    >>>>As seen in a dog's diary:
    >>>>
    >>>>8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
    >>>>
    >>>>10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>1 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>2pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>3pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>4pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>5pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>As seen in a cat's diary:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>Day 183 of my captivity...
    >>>>
    >>>>My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
    >>>>They dine lavishly on fresh meat,while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
    >>>>The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the' mild
    >>>>satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
    >>>>
    >>>>Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my
    >>>>captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost
    >>>>succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs.
    >>>>
    >>>>In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
    >>>>induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair-- must try this on their
    >>>>bed.
    >>>>
    >>>>Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to
    >>>>make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
    >>>>their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
    >>>>cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
    >>>>
    >>>>There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
    >>>>solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
    >>>>the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY
    >>>>power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
    >>>>advantage.
    >>>>
    >>>>I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The
    >>>>dog is routinely released and seems more than obviously a half-wit. The
    >>>>bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them
    >>>>regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
    >>>>placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
    >>>>
    >>>>But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
    >>>>
    In Flanders fields the poppies blow
    Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

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    I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches.
    Everytime I look at a cat, I see them thinking this LOL.

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