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    things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk

    Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

    1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
    1. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
    1. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."
    1. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
    1. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
    1. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
    1. "Actually I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
    1. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
    1. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
    1. "The coffee machine is broke...."
    1. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
    1. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
    1. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
    1. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."


    And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
    1. "Amen."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lindsi
    "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."
    LOL I like that one
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    OK I am posting these at my desk.... under the keyboard! LOL

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