4 types of dog vomit

[micki]

The four types of dog vomit and their definitions:
Yellow urka-gurkas: Dog runs around the house and hides under furniture while making a prolonged "uurka-guurka, uurka-guurka" noise (the only noise guaranteed to wake you from even the deepest sleep). After a mad scramble to capture the dog and drag him outside, the episode ends with an indelible line of slimy yellow froth from the living room rug to the back door.
Blap disease: Dog exercises hard and a) eats large mouthfuls of snow (winter blap disease) or drinks a bucket of water (summer blap disease). Within two minutes of returning inside, the dog spews out large amounts of clear, slimy liquid, making a distinctive "blap" sound and sharp percussive noise as it hits the linoleum.
Garks: Dog suddenly clears his throat with loud and dramatic "gggark, gggark" noises, followed by a prolonges "iiksss" and then loud, satisfied smacking noises. There is nothing on the rug. Don't investigate, you don't want to know.
Ralfs: The dog strolls into the dining room and waits 'til the innocent dinner guests are all watching him. Then, with a single deep gut-wrenching "raaaallff", disgorges the entire week's contents of his stomach on the rug.

Variation: he eats it.

In all of the above events, the dog is entirely healthy and indeed, deeply pleased with himself.

[Diamond]

They are all SOOO TRUE! That's hilarious! Did you come up with that or find it somewhere?!?!

Yellow urka-gurkas are exactly what Roxy used to get in the mornings.

Blaps is Hades for sure, hilarious so exact. As with garks, Hades does this all the time with the smacking, tongue out noises, nothing other than sometimes long strings of saliva can be found.. ROFL!

TOO FUNNY! Thanks for posting! HAHA!

[Dignity]

You wouldn't think it was funny with Loki's mucus p.uke's from a couple weeks ago - at first I thought an alien had slimed my house

[AtomicSkies]

faye does the blap all the time...all of those are funny to read about not so much to deal with

**added**

of course fayes blap has nothing to do with excersizing and just that she drinks her water too much fast

[Moo]

Only on a dog forum do I click to read a thread which has "vomit" in the title, and then am surprised to when the content isn't meaningful.

[rabidfan]

Seriously was questioning whether I should visit this thread but am glad I did now. BWAHAHAHA

Also quite glad there wasn't accompanying example photography for each type. *phew*

[Dauxside]

OMG that's too funny, true, but funny none the less

[micki]

Originally Posted by Moo

Only on a dog forum do I click to read a thread which has "vomit" in the title, and then am surprised to when the content isn't meaningful.

Oh Moo, just had to post this.
It is so true and maybe it will help someone deal with the vomit with a small smile

[rubyred]

OMG. I had to LOL on that one!! Yancey gets the blaps, Snookers occassionally has the yellow urka gurka AND the garks. Thank goodness we have not had any ralfs......especially with the variation you provided!

[Dauxside]

You forgot the "Urp"...where the dog just eats too fast, drinks too fast, comes to lie on your lap..."URP"...at least it's easy to clean if not unwantedly warm in your lap or down your front.