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    The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

    The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
    20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

    19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

    18. Hard to read the monitor with your head
    cocked to one side.


    17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

    16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear
    "You've Got Mail."


    15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

    14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're
    browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.


    13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that JPEG frisbee.

    12. Not at all fooled by Dogmore Screen Saver.

    11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that
    signifies tail-wagging.


    10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the
    Microsoft OpposableThumb.


    9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

    8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

    7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
    recognition software.


    6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

    5 SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK
    are out of the question!


    4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

    3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.

    2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than
    online chat rooms.


    and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

    1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE
    WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *


    (source: David Letterman Show)

    Sharon
    & Sammy


    ". . . So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt - because every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back."

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    8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand
    ROFLMAO.. thanks I needed that.

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    #8 & #1 are my favs!!!
    Good one!

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    LOL they are so good!
    My dog is worried about the economy because Pedigree Chum is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money

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    lol, those are hilarious!!!
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