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    Never argue with a woman!

    NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN! (especially these days!) A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book.Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies. (thinking isn't that obvious?)"You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. "If you do, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think
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    There are two ways of argueing with a woman--neither works!

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