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    Senior Dog Member lindsi's Avatar
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    How to know if you have too many dogs

    How Do you Know When You Have Too Many Dog?

    1. When you have more grass in your driveway than in your backyard.

    2. When your neighbors find ANY dog running loose and automatically bring it to your house.

    3. When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor because all of the furniture is "occupied".

    4. When it takes you longer to wash your dogs' dishes than your own.

    5. When you have to use a wash tub for a water dish.

    6. When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone.

    7. When you see one of your dogs doing something bad (like chewing something up or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug) and you have to run through the entire list of dogs' names in order to yell at the right one and by then it is too late.

    8. When the hazmat team comes to your house on trash day to handle the "deposits" that you have placed in your trash can.

    9. When you have all of your dogs in the back seat of your car and it automatically changes lanes when they move to the other side of the car.

    10. When you NEVER go anywhere for a vacation because it costs more to kennel your dogs than to go to Hawaii.

    11. When you have an extension on your king-sized bed so you all fit.

    12. When Iams/Eukanuba makes home deliveries.

    13. When you move your bedroom into the garage and put a king and queen sized bed together so all of your dogs can sleep with you.

    14. When you can't remember all of your dogs' names and just call them Baby and Pup-Pup.

    15. When you take your dogs for a run in the park and people think it is a dog show.
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    Senior Dog Member lindsi's Avatar
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    Some of these definatly apply to me lol.
    "A mutt is couture-the only one like it in the world, and made especially for you."
    -Isaac Mizrahi

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    1 wags, 1 wiggles Senior Dog Member+ RiverKayleesMuM's Avatar
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    i read this on another forum and all of them apply to me!
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    2. When your neighbors find ANY dog running loose and automatically bring it to your house.

    I get this one alot. Also get calls from people who lost their dogs.

    6. When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone.

    Roo loves to spread his toys out all over the floor. And if the phone is ringing they are both there ready to answer it.

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    Another post to smile at and on my humane society day to make it perfect.

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    I thought you knew you had too many dogs when others began complaining there weren't any left for them!

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    Gotta love bunnays. Senior Dog Member+ *chihuahuagirl*'s Avatar
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    Now I know I have two many dogs! lol, thats great...


    "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Henry Wheeler Shaw

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    Talking

    Rofl,:-)

    3. When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor because all of the furniture is "occupied". Sam takes up the whole couch. Sasha sits in the blue char on the right and my 2 cats are in the other chair.

    6. When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone. I have to jump over sam and sasha and the toys that are Everywhere!

    8. When the hazmat team comes to your house on trash day to handle the "deposits" that you have placed in your trash can. lol......

    9. When you have all of your dogs in the back seat of your car and it automatically changes lanes when they move to the other side of the car. What other side of the car? My new foundland barely fits in the back seat.
    ~Annie

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