Dog Wars

[Dax]

For those of you around last fall, you'll remember these. This was the opportunity for some bragging, some good natured teasing and some major forum addiction.

It starts out by members creating breed specific bragging threads (teasing is allowed so beware LOL). Then a contest to determine TOP DOG will created.

This was last year's winning entry:

PRO DOG'S TOP DOG
{til next war} ALL HAIL KIRBY


Cuddly, Courageous, Compelling, Cotony...

My breed originates in Africa, and I am classified as non-sporting, but I beg to differ. I have one of the strongest frames of all small breeds. Contrary to my fluffy look, I am sturdy and muscular. I can jump high and far, and run with speed for long on short distances, I can even pull weights.


I came from a litter of 7 black and brown puppies, and I grew up to be a loyal, fearless, and quiet little person with fine, snow white fur.


I thrive on your companionship. No matter what size or type of animal you are, if you devote time to me, I will never leave your side. I will be quick to learn what pleases you, and do my best to fulfill your wishes.


My name is Kerberos, and I am a stunning Coton de Tulear

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[Dax]

Note Let's keep the bragging threads in the breed section.

[Moo]

Originally Posted by DaxAriel's Toy

Note Let's keep the bragging threads in the breed section.

...Does that mean the whole war is contained to that section, or are things allowed to overflow into general chat

PS. Wasn't it obvious the whole time who the top dog is?

[Dax]

Just the breed bragging threads should be in the breeds section. Otherwise every section is fair game including the grooming & breeding & jokes LOL

[Moo]

Ok, what if I wanted to brag that... um... Cotons tell the best jokes?

[Dax]

Prove it smarty pants LOL

[Moo]

You gotta listen really carefully and speak Kirby language. Ready for it?
"Arrarrrarrr rrrr?"
"Woof!"


HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA Now wasn't that something?

[Dax]

Is that the one about how to make a Moo - Moo?

[Moo]

How much moo would a Moo-Moo moo, if a Moo-Moo could moo moo?

[GermanShepherds]

haha. How come people cant just post there entrys in this thread?